Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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