Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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