I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Couch. On fire.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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