Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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