She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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