I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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