She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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