his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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