id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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