Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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