Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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