Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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