Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
love makes seman taste better
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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