I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im part way to drunk.
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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