i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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