kristin has been a bad kristin
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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