Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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