I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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