K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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