And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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