went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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