one might say we're banned from that church
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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