Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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