he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Oh Jesus.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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