doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
All I want is dick and wine.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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