yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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