Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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