he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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