Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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