No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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