My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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