Buhtt sex?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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