Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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