I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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