real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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