I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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