so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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