WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i've created a new STD.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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