ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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