; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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