he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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