Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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