guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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