I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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