I love black thongs
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Randomize