why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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