okay pat passed out under dana's car
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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