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And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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