the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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