i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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